Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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