what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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