WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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