It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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