I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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