There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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