Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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