But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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