This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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