Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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