THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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