I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
