The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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