I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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