I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I want her autograph on my taint
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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