Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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