oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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