I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have aggressive nipples.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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