I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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