No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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