i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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