I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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