i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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