Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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