YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I wish you could order shots online.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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