So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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