it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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