shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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