is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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