i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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