So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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