Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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