Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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