he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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