I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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