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  • Luckily for you, there are guys out there who will literally fuck anything with a pulse! Just think of the hotties you can score! Have fun!!!

    Submitted by shanie on Nov 28, 11 at 7:26pm
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    • Shit... We have morticians desperate enough to fuck dead chicks. "what a wonderful world.

      Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:33pm
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    • Maybe the texter IS a guy, which makes more sense because it's much easier for girls to get laid than it is for guys.

      Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 15, 11 at 11:37pm
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  • As long as you're at or above room temperature, a pulse is insignificant....

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 11 at 12:33pm
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    • Like I said to the other guy, Shit... We have morticians desperate enough to fuck dead chicks. "what a wonderful world." sick fucks

      Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:34pm
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  • Double bagger

    Submitted by grandmasboy on Nov 26, 11 at 8:39am
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  • So, a doctor, an emt, a mortician...

    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 25, 11 at 2:02pm
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  • You're never going to find a partner if you don't have self-confidence. You'll be seen as an easy target to hit and quit, use and abuse. You should be able to say no.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:59pm
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    • Sadly you find someone just as out of control and fucked up as yourself. This either works out to help each other or accelerates the self-destruction.

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 25, 11 at 5:33pm
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  • Desperate...

    Submitted by Jesusraptor on Nov 27, 11 at 11:14am
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  • You're really that ugly?

    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 25, 11 at 11:45am
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  • Necrophilia. Derived from the Greek words "nekros", meaning "dead", and "philia" meaning "love". In short, it's the sexual attraction to corpses. Best known for necrophilia was either Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer. Oh the humanity

    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Jan 9, 13 at 10:21pm
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  • I'm liking the high standards.

    Submitted by jexxca on Nov 26, 11 at 12:41am
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  • That's the spirit, call me toots

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Nov 26, 11 at 2:20am
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