Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
