The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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