You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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