So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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