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(647): View more from Ontario

I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men

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(937): View more from Ohio

I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Are you ok?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.

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Fuhga

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Thank you.

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(813): View more from Florida

How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse

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