go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he thought i was a dude.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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