So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
