No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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