The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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