u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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