So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
