But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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