Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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