Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize