Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I fill condoms, not promises.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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