just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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