Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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